i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeksplanningmeticulously inconvenient birthday giftsover a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!
It’s real!!
I’m laughing so hard
I’m ready fight me
I still wont get shit I’m not afraid
last time i got apple lmao
I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF
I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!
Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.
this isn’t even all of them lmao
Hahaha~
Eh why not lmao
Here’s hoping
The last time I rebloged this, I got 50+ Olives in my ask
I won’t get anything :P
I got cupcakes last time, will this time be different?
I don’t belive this
I love anons
Oh jesus
go for it i guess
Go ahead jeesus take da wheel
What will I get?
hm
Give it to me dad, I’m ready
Lmao I actually got it
Lmao, I’m desperate for a full inbox mate 😅
Wait, does this actually work?
omg i really hope this does work XD
hello?? false???
i think you guys are struggling a bit.
but no one came
I don’t believe in the curse, the one before me got nothing too😂
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
